This Man.
Do you fagots know who this man is? He's the man who probably got you into gaming and growing a mustache. This man is god.
This man, also hates every one of you, and every living thing. But you guys more.
You fagots sit here with your dark "mature" games Resident Evil and Metal Gear Solid. These aren't true games, these are excuses for you to pretend that you don't go out and buy matching body pillow cases and fuck each other in the ass. You're all fagots, you know it. Sakaguchi knows it.
Look at that hate in his eyes. True games are Rad Racer on the NES, where you can be rad with blue-and-red 3D glasses and a power glove, you little shits.