Me: “Okay, let’s start from the beginning. Is your computer’s power cable plugged in?”
Client: “Yes.”
Me: “What is it plugged in to?”
Client: “The power strip.”
Me: “Is the power strip on?”
Client: “Yes. It is in the on position, but no lights are lit up.”
Me: “What is the power strip plugged in to?”
Client: “The power strip…”
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Client: ”How much do you charge to install Windows on a computer?”
Me: “$85”
Client: ”Is it going to be legal?”
Me: ”Yes.”
Client: “How much do you charge for a pirated copy?”
Me: ”$10,000 or 10 years in prison.”
